Become Soup Enamel Pin
Arcane Bullshit
Being a person is tiresome and awkward. One other thing you could be is SOUP! It's delicious and it NEVER has to pay taxes.
This handsome enamel pin is made of metal with black nickel plating and measures about 3cm x 3cm. It features a deluxe locking clasp and comes packaged on a cute little card, for your safety and amusement.