{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-deck","title":"Disappointing Affirmations Deck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNational bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, presents a life-changing* deck of hilariously realistic affirmation cards that offer guidance and sympathetic wisdom for a disappointing world.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e*your results may vary\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToxic positivity is a drag. Failure is always an option. Use these affirmation cards to find clear-eyed, realistic inspiration and motivation to cut through the bullshit, get things done, or don't. Select a card daily, weekly, or moment-by-moment as the need arises, for such guidance as:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou will get through this, I promise you. \/ You don’t really have a choice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou are good enough. \/ Not the best, but you’ll do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWherever you go, there you are. \/ The same bundle of neuroses, just in a different location.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a break but can’t get away? \/ Go on a spiral.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMove the fuck on already.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Quanta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46836860059866,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0417\/4843\/1001\/files\/Screenshot2025-09-04at3.26.16PM_9c14a4a6-fea6-46df-9950-274b8556ad72.png?v=1757010664","url":"https:\/\/obscurityshop.ca\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-deck","provider":"Obscurityshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}